Narayana-aham

OM NAMO NARAYANAYA!!!!

You have recently heard about the birth of the new religion 'Lingayatism'. But the time has come to revive the one true religion - the 'Narayana-aham' religion.

Narayana-aham: Who is your God?

We pray only to the one true God Narayanan who always travels in Garuda. There is a misconception that Narayanan & Vishnu are one and the same. It is a factoid.

Historically speaking, there are so many facts that Vishnu is a God who was believed to be followed in Central Asia while our Lord Narayanan is a South-Indian God. Both these Gods had thousands of followers. Some 3000 years ago, a huge clash broke between these two religions and at a time when Vishnudadas were about to lose, a truce was arranged wherein these two religions were merged into one by fooling people that both the Gods are the same.

But, they are not. Our Lord Narayanan is not lazy & hence does not take rest on a snake bed or a chauvinist to have a lady massage his legs (that is Vishnu). He does not have any incarnations.

Vishnu on the other hand is always in a trance lying on a snake bed. He takes incarnations like Rama and Krishna. Our Lord Narayanan does not believe in taking proxies. He flies to the rescue of his people in his own vehicle - Garuda.

Holy Books:
Being smart people, you would have guessed by now that Bhagavath Geethai is not our holy text. Only the 'Ashtaaksharam' is the sacred word and no books are to be followed - except... my own teachings. Huge volumes of books are going to be released with my teachings and the tenders are being finalised for this.

Places of worship:

There were several temples for our Lord Narayanan but most of them were converted as common temples to include Vishnu as well. Several other temples were destroyed by Malik Kafur when he invaded the south. Those temples built in the later years after the unification are not considered as holy anymore. Tirupathi Tirumalai Venkateswara temple is one old temple that still stands in the name of Lord Narayanan. Bear in mind that as the founder of Narayana-aham religion, the TTD trust automatically comes under my control.

Our law wing will soon be working on the legal issues for the seamless transition of the trust to my name. I will personally manage the finance of the temple soon.

Food culture

Even though only vegetarian food is allowed, you cannot eat avaraikkai, kaththirikkai and podalankai. That allows my disciples to create a new sect in future that allows these veggies... may be non veg as well.

(As a great visionary, I can foresee that in a few decades the 2 sections will then fight between themselves over who is original. After all, having more sects in a religion increases the popularity and increases the chances of expansion. All major religions in the world now are the proof.)

Naming Convention

Now comes the most important part: In this religion ppl can have only one name. Narayanan for men; Narayani for women.

This also means that only ppl of this religion can have these two names Narayanan & Narayani. Others having this name have to either convert to this religion or change their name. If you convert to this religion within the next 72 hours, it is free. Else you have to pay 10$ as Religion Development fee.

As the founder of this new religion, I plan to demand from the Union Government all minority benefits applicable for this land to the followers of this religion. Whoever is willing to convert to this religion are hence entitled to get all the minority benefits... Hence 10$ is not a huge amount.

OM NAMO NARAYANAYA!!!!