Friday, January 13, 2017

Harvard thesis

After extensive researches that spanned across 200 countries covering over 3.5 billion people, the great 2-time Nobel Laureate (once for Molecular Physics & once of Organic Bio-chemistry) and Harvard researcher Narayanan had submitted his thesis on December 21st 2016. In the research, he observed that the best way to eat food is how normal youngsters do at home - in a reclined pose usually on a sofa watching TV.

He noted that as mentioned in Rig Veda (a sacred book written millenniums ago) people should not get too attached to worldly pleasures and having food while watching TV allows people not to concentrate too much on the food. The programme on TV allows them to think beyond the taste of the food. Also the reclined posture allows the food to move slower through the oesophagus to the stomach and it enables better digestion.

He advised the parents across the globe NOT to scold their children if they eat their food in a reclined posture watching some TV programme. In fact, the habit should be encouraged.

Another important aspect of this thesis is the amount of water to be consumed by the people. The amount should be calculated based on the weight of the individual at the moment of drinking (it can vary during the day - before & after meals). People should weigh themselves (to the level of grams - milligram level is not required) and apply the weight (x) in the formula ‘e^x * (x+12.776457)^3 -256668’. Also while drinking water, it should not touch the pre-molar teeth but should touch the molar teeth before it is swallowed.

The thesis became an instant hit in several countries including Australia, Brazil, Canada, Sweden, Russia, Austria & Liechtenstein. The Kingdom of Liechtenstein has announced that it would confer their highest degree of Knights Templar to our researcher as an honour.

Unfortunately, an Indian achieving such great heights did not go well with the media and it got suppressed by all the media bigheads across the world. There are speculations that if this research results become popular, he might become the first person in world history to win 3 Nobel Prizes. We, Indians should be proud of ourselves for this and should spread this great message for the benefit of everyone.

Footnote: There are so many health tips flowing around. But recently, I watched a video where it was recommended that water should not taken while standing. Quoting a friend's comment... In so many years of evolution, are we still so incapable to retain the water we drink? 

Chennai rains

FLASH NEWS!!!
(Covered quicker than NDTV & CNN-IBN)

Entire state of Tamil Nadu is in danger. With the next year elections in sight, it is seen that BJP will not elected by the people of TN to form the government in TN. So, Modi has tied up with foreign powers to punish the entire state by bringing in more and more rain. It is an advanced technology developed secretly in an undisclosed location to attract clouds to a particular place and he got it installed in the state to take revenge on it's people. So, people of TN are advised to immediately vacate the state and relocate to some other state leaving all their belongings behind.

This is very important. Forward this immediately to all your friends and save innocent people.



Footnote 1: During the 2015 Chennai rains, I received so many messages in Whatsapp is that a particular locality in Chennai is in danger and people in that place should evacuate immediately.

That combined with the Modi accusation that is probably the most common news in our channels brings this message. Eppudi...

Footnote 2: This post was written in mid-November. Unfortunately, the rains did not stop there and heaviest rains (in Chennai's history) came a few weeks after writing this. Karumedu karuvaayan...